monkeysaysficus:

pointedahead:

pointedahead:

pointedahead:

sixpenceee:

An earht quake caught on a security camera. (Source)

When you have a really bad day at work

When your waiter tells you to enjoy the food and you say “you too”

When your mom warned you but your friend already jumped off a cliff

When Belle and The Beast broke the spell on the castle but you got left behind as an armoire and you just 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 take 👏🏼 it 👏🏼

reyohnaka:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo 

im taika clinging to hemsworth’s beefy old gams for dear blissful life

allisonpregler:

maddersahatter:

perkistani:

lol

Originally posted by captainaktion

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

vampireapologist:

In every way but my physical form this is me

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

moonandwomb:

16th c. gold posy ring inscribed with Roman capitals in French and separated by engravings of flowers, foliage and stars.

The inscriptions read:
Un temps viendra: a time will come.
Mon desir me vaille: my longing keeps me awake.

gaypussyretard:

ursulaismymiddlename:

chironomy:

telluriciron:

goblin food manifesto

• all roots, including potatoes, are goblin food
• mushrooms are goblin food too
• meat, especially dried meat or offal
• all junk food is goblin food
• macaroni cheese is goblin food even if you used fancy ass ingredients to make it. in fact all large helpings of pasta are goblin
• anything eaten at 3am is goblin food
• anything thrown out/slated to be thrown out becomes goblin food
• anything made from leftovers is DEFINITELY goblin food
• stolen food is goblin food, but only if you are unrepentant about stealing it. if you’re guilty it isn’t goblin.

I enjoy this goblin discourse

And as I am a goblin, it’s all MY FOOD

rakkudude:

stumpybelham:

mmmskulljuice:

nalnpraks:

4gifs:

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.”

“am also crab–wait a minute”

“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”

“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

2glassesofchianti:

It’s about fucking time someone said it.

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic

if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person the society wants you to be